So there you are in the only bodega on your block, and they don't speak a lick of English. What's a hipster to do? HOW AM I GOING TO ASK IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CUBANO SANDWICH VEGAN??? Well, here at The Bushwich Dream we have taken the time to tackle such burning questions.
1) Mic check!
¡ Checa Micrófono!
2) Oh no! I scuffed my Converse.
¡No mames, Fregué mis Converse!
3) I know I should get this rash checked out. Is there a free clinic around here?
Se que debería cheqarme estas erupctiones. ¿Hay alguna clínica cerca de aca?
4) Fuck! I hate Fox News.
¡Chinga! Me caga Fox News.
5) Look what I found in the trash. It would look perfect on the wall.
Ve lo que encontré en la basura. Esto se vería perfecto en la pared.
